UNEXPECTED ITEM

The self-checkout is possessed and the queue is watching. Tap when the spinning barcode faces the red laser, then flick down to drop it in the bag.

• 🔴Tap on the red line. Dead centre is PERFECT: double points.
• 👇Flick it into the bag within 1.5 s, or the machine scolds you.
• 🐔Age checks, the scale, a live chicken, a ticking box… and a canoe.